Motivation

mo·ti·va·tion
/ˌmōdəˈvāSH(ə)n/

noun, adverb, sometimes a kick in the ass

Word Origin:
Moti – from the Greek politician Motissimo who was a sex addict, drunk and Senator.
He was know for having 3 wives, 6 mistresses, and a male concubine, he would visit on a daily basis.   He got very little done as a politician. (obviously things haven’t changed much)

Vation – from the Greek word “invasion”, which means go where you’re not invited.

So when you put the word Moti-vation together it means:

     A drunk, sex addicted asshole screwing everything in sight.

Never a spare moment in Motissimo’s life. He was “truly Motissivated”

Do you really want to be “motivated”?

Braggin’ about your life

Why can’t I rave about “things” when “things” are going well.

Why is it socially incorrect to brag?
• I lost 10 lbs.  – let me tell you how I did it.
• My daughter got an award at school – I’m so proud
• I made a big sale at work – here’s how I crushed all the customers’ concerns
• My boss made a dumb mistake – If it were me…
• Do you know how much money I have in the bank? – here’s my bank stmt
• I had the greatest sex of my life last night – Let me show you my “new move”
• I had the best BM yesterday.  OK,.. I get it.  I’ll stop here.

 

Ken