I only had $20 bucks in my pocket yesterday, and I realized I didn’t have enough money to drink AND uber to and from the bar.
So, I ubered it one way – drank until I blacked out – and took an ambulance home…
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I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Clarity of thought and speech are vitally important today. Some days are better than others for me, but clarity is always on my mind.
People lose interest if you’re not clear about your intentions
• Customers don’t buy if your presentation is not clear
• Marketing doesn’t work, if you message is not clearly defined.
• You fight with your wife, if you’re not clear about what you mean.
• Kids get mixed messages, if your communication is not right on.
• There’s only a 50% chance your order will be correct at a fast food drive thru – even if you speak clearly.
Clarity is your best option, all the time.
I can’t state it any clearer than that. I hope you understand…
MrOptimum 