“Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.
Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
– George Carlin
Author: mroptimumblog
It’s a Wonderful Life
It’s Christmas eve and I just watched “It’s a Wonderful Life” for the umpteenth time.
I love that movie…
It makes me smile when Clarence, the “wingless angel” says: “Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?”
And I still tear up at the end, when the town comes together to help George Bailey out of his $8,000 jam.
Life is a bunch of moments strung together, and so are movies.
My favorite moments are worth reliving from time to time.
But there’s nothing as satisfying as creating new ones.
Enjoy your own moments…
Happy Holidays!
All the money
I work
I work like a dog.
Since I own my own business, I do a lot of somethings and a little of everything…
And today, after years of struggling, back-breaking, endless, mind-numbing, stress-filled, sometimes gratifying work,
I figured it out.
I have all the money I need for the rest of my life!
That is… as long as I die by midnight tonight.
And life goes on…
MrOptimum
Inspiration is everywhere…
You wouldn’t believe where I find inspiration.
In order of importance:
– toilet
– shower
– bed
– driving
– during a root canal
– 3rd drink at a bar
– toilet (I go alot)
I need all the inspiration I can muster. I’m tired of sucking at life.
…but I’m still trying to improve, and find something inspirational every freak’n day.
MrOptimum
Not enough money to drink AND drive
I only had $20 bucks in my pocket yesterday, and I realized I didn’t have enough money to drink AND uber to and from the bar.
So, I ubered it one way – drank until I blacked out – and took an ambulance home…
MrOptimum 